These are all true...

Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin:

●If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might
live in Wisconsin.

●If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there, you
might live in Wisconsin.

●If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, you might live in Wisconsin.

●If you have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in
Wisconsin.

●If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in
Wisconsin.

●If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you might live in Wisconsin.

●You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

●You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again.

●You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.

●You know all 5 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, road
construction, & It's Hot.

●You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).